Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with offers for useless products. How do I stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try fucking spam to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.
Seriously With Your Spammy Messages
You think you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.